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niedermaier on 2009-06-01 08:27:44

Marie, 3 about Why do we have a head?

We need a head because otherwise our nose and ears wouldn't have a place to sit.

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BettinaIrma on 2009-06-01 08:51:09

Clara, 8 years about What do a drought and a flooding have in common?

Neither of them last forever

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BettinaIrma on 2009-06-01 08:51:18
Clara, 8 years about the Banking crisis

It happened in America that a large bank went bust and this happened as follows:
Banks used to lend money to other banks or people, who i.e. would like to build a house. Most of the times, the lending banks get the money back, but sometimes people or other banks cannot pay the money back. So it is possible that banks may go bankrupt.

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Sandra on 2009-06-03 09:13:12

Jack, 6 years: Why does the sun set?

She just left to get new batteries.

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CynBerg29 on 2009-06-19 18:01:42
Nathan, age 3

"Mommy, when is the plane going to blast-off?"

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conny on 2009-08-30 07:07:13

Why is there a quarter moon

Sarah 3,8 years: Because the moon is folded.

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sky904 on 2010-12-21 20:40:48
Q: "what did the mouth say to the eyes?"

A: "Between you and me, something smells!"

(Hannah, age 7.)

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Anjali25 on 2011-02-21 17:10:02
Of the question "Why shouldn't we waste water", CJ (age 6) says "Because if we run out we'll have to use milk when we take a bath."

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JimmyP on 2011-02-27 22:11:55
Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: It's made from gold and diamonds.

(Age 4.5)

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GuntherP on 2011-03-03 17:22:30
At the gym, I see my daugher (age 4) talking to boys in her group. I say "what were you talking to those boys about?" and she answers "we told them 'no kissing'!"

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TBobbins on 2011-03-03 17:05:46
Q: What does it mean to be in love?

My daughter's answer: "It's when two people make love." (Age 5)

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TBobbins on 2011-03-03 17:07:36
"The reason flowers have a stem is because its like the throat of the flower." (Age 5)

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TBobbins on 2011-03-03 17:11:21
Q: "Who found this country?"

A: "It was the dinosaurs. Long before this other guy. What was his name? Ah yes - Columbus. Long before he came around." (age 5)

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GuntherP on 2011-03-03 17:23:34
Me: "What's wrong?". My daighter: "My friend was a little mean to me today and so I was upset. All day I tried to get the upset out of my body but it didn't work."

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GuntherP on 2011-03-03 17:24:42
My son told me "never say never." I was curious so I asked him why. He said "because it doesn't make sense."

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Dorota on 2011-03-03 17:33:36
To the question of 'what would you do if you were president' my daughter (age 6) said 'I'd clean everything up and give a speech... and make it that people had popsicles evrey single day!"

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Dorota on 2011-03-03 17:35:22
On valentine's day my daughter went out on a 'dinner date' with her daddy. To pack her 'purse' she filled it with crayons. I asked her why she needed the crayons and she said 'What if I get bored?' ;) CUTE!!!

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login21 on 2011-03-03 17:37:46
I asked my son why he was looking at his tongue in the mirror. He said "because it has taste bones"! (He's 4)

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dreammachine on 2011-03-03 17:41:45
Me- "How does your boo-boo feel today"

Age 4 3/4- "Sometimes when you hurt yourself you can feel the hurt but you can't see the hurt"

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JimmyP on 2011-03-07 12:09:36
Q: Do you like playing chess?

A: It makes my brain work too hard. (Age 4 1/2)

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EKupfer on 2011-03-14 21:17:13
'Clovers have 4 leafs because its their arms and legs'.....

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MaryanneW on 2011-03-19 18:05:33
"Ducks walk funny because they need to have their diapers changed."

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pink77 on 2011-03-19 18:47:15
'water doesn't have a taste because its made of air.'

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scran09 on 2011-03-31 22:08:07
~~The reason astronaugts float in space is because there's no gavelling~~
~~(AGE SIX)~~

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angela7 on 2011-04-10 23:19:33
q- why do you like tomatos so much>>?

a - because they taste like spaghetti with less noodles

;-)

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socrates on 2011-04-10 23:45:21
'books are like movies without the moving'

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07vegas on 2011-04-11 14:57:28
MY DAUGHTER MADE up this joke-

"WHY did the girl get mad at her hair"?

"Because it was being knotty!"~~

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dancerqueen on 2011-04-11 15:25:57
"i really liked the plantarium but i thought it would have more trees." (he thought itwas a PLANT-arium instead of a PLANET-arium)

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lilpinksue on 2011-04-11 15:34:20
"clouds don't float, they're tied on by strings to the sky" (age 5)

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carabiner40 on 2011-04-23 12:04:30
***birthdays are special cuz thats the first day we ever woke up**

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GL3940 on 2011-04-23 12:36:25
Age 5: "Sometimes raindrops are bigger and someimes they're smaller. It depends if they've eaten a lot of the clouds or not."

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GL3940 on 2011-04-23 12:37:31
Age 5: "We're quiet at the library because the books don't like all that noise!"

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PDiaz9086 on 2011-04-23 13:06:41
"A dictionary is a place where words live." ---Age 7yrs

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PDiaz9086 on 2011-04-23 13:09:55
"When the schhoolbell rings it means that now we're free." ---7yrs

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UYS56907 on 2011-04-23 13:35:55
*Birds learned how to fly by studying from airplanes (age five0

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lexi86 on 2011-04-23 13:43:45
~A globe is like a sample of the earth~

(6y.o.)

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charm89 on 2011-04-23 13:54:17
'WHen I grow up I want to be an artist because it seems like an easy job to have' =5 1/2yr

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OljaTL3 on 2011-04-29 18:38:12
Alexa, age 5~ if something tastes spicy it got hot because it was in the sun too long

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BKunkelK on 2011-04-29 19:07:36
i explained the meanging of the word surgery & my son asked "is that what it means to spill ur guts"?

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bleurgh03 on 2011-04-29 20:14:45
'once upon a time all butterflies were yellow and thats how they got that name!"

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movie1star on 2011-08-20 22:49:54
yeast is what makes food into not-matzoh
(sarah age 6 3/4)

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Lilme7 on 2011-08-20 22:56:30
BABIES ARE SMALL BECAUSE IT WOULD BE HARD FOR MOMMIES TO BE PREGANT WITH A GROWN-UP
- Lola ag.5

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21moonman on 2011-08-20 22:16:16
me- What's in bread dough?
my son- Chocolate cake! (age 5)